Other Birthdays

[Roby]

Knock Knock,

Who's there?

Mushroom.

Musrhoom who?

Mushroom says happy birthday to Dave Cooper.  I think his is 43 today.  There are two other birthdays this week here on the fourm (wooden Ink and Constance), but I don't know the exact day of them.  A happy birthday to them as well.

Dave, may you outlive your parrot (lifespan of 130 years) and may that bird always fetch your paper.
May you always run faster than the bullets that fly your way.
May your hog always stay firmly benieth your loins.
My your horse always bring your sorry #$%& home.
And my your wife always put up with your $#%&.

 

[Johan Heyns]

Happy Birthday to all!!

Dave, May you become so old that the hair growing in your arse grows long enough to wipe out your tracks.  That will confuse the hebie jeebies out of those trying to track you in the bush!!!

[Trooper]

Thanks guys.............................I think

Johan, as long as they don't get close enough to see what's wiping the tracks out, I'm happy   

[Roby]

So Joahn, is that a common blessing given by the people in Africa?  I guess over there having really long anal hair is an "ass-et".  I always wondered what the origin of that word was.   

[Johan Heyns]

Roby

No, this is a unique Johan Heyns "redneck" blessing!!

[Trooper]

You blokes crack me up! 

Now where were my manners in my previous post..........Happy Birthday to Wooden Ink (Amos) and Constance as well. 

[Canuck]

So sorry Dave, I totally forgot your birthday, hope you had a good one! 

[Arc Light]

Oh Darn I'm late  Happy belated birthday to Dave, Wooden Ink, and Constance!

[Trooper]

Thanks for the wishes Canuck and Mr LIGHT 

[Chinnomotto]

Happy Birthdays Guys

Davo, your presents are on its way, enjoy

[Canuck]

presents are on its way, enjoy

Oh Santa, can I send you my Christmas list now?   

[Trooper]

Davo, your presents are on its way, enjoy

Thanks Old Timer.  Now the anticipation will drive me up the wall while I wait for the Postie! 

[Chinnomotto]

Oh Santa, can I send you my Christmas list now?   

Got you on the list too, young fella

Just have to figure where wooptown Nova Scotia is

[rolly_wood]

Hi Stephen, the easiest way is to drill a hole oriented toward the earth's centre and you will exit near to Nova Scotia.
After that, since an object left to drop in such a hole would undergo harmonic motion it will stop on the other side in a way that John can catch it on-the-fly before it will reverse the motion and come back to you. 

[Chinnomotto]

Hey Senior member Roly

Wow, perfect English, you have gone a long way at the Forum

You know, it costs more to post to Italy than to Canada and USA

I'll just drill a second hole 10 degrees east