DIVINE INTERVENTION

[G.O.D]

Chinny, Chinny, Chinny my dear underling,,,,,,

I do like your crack eggs, but as I and I alone create all creatures great and small I thought I would show you some of my work. 

I created this brass Crack Egg in my workshop just behind Cloud 37, which is just down the road a bit from Cloud 38.  It is not actually finished yet as it still has to be buffed and polished to a high shine to remove the machine and sanding marks that you can see.  Unfortunately this I have to do in my workshop located behind Cloud 17 and I will not have the opportunity to get there until next week. 

It is a Bee Hummingbird crack egg and is fully functional.  However, as I control all I decided to increase the difficulty of the internal mechanism which is now officially rated as ‘blessed ridiculous’ and it takes a lot of time, practice, patience and Rum to ‘crack’.  You do have rum in Australia don’t you?

I thought long and hard about what small items we have up here that I could use for a size comparison so that you, in Australia, could relate to.  I took the AA battery right out of my flashlight that I use to see with when I go to the toilet at night, as my bladder is not what it used to be.  Too much information?  OK, OK, well here is some more information; 

EGG: 7/16” high (11.0mm) AND 5/16” diameter (8.0mm) - Brass
STAND: 1/8” high (3.17mm) AND 3/16” diameter (4.7mm) – Brass
Internal locking mechanism: All brass

But wait there’s more…………………………….

OH AND BY THE WAY: I know who hijacked MY Forum account to terrorize that fellow in Oklahoma.  Shame on you – Did you think you could do that to that poor young fellow just going about his own business playing with his bees and boxes, on G.O.D.’s username and get away with it?  There is a bolt of lightning coming your way, but that comes out of Cloud 11 and it is busy over another country at the moment! 


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[Canuck]

I for one bow down to your 'EXCELLENCE'!!   Spectacular lathe work...truly divine!

[Arc Light]

Holy Cra..... Opps I mean Your Holy one.....are you serious    That thing actually is functional ?  Freaking amazingly tiny, Cool!  Great work  G.O.D.

[Skiprat]

Fantastic!!!! It's about time someone showed that deranged dentist how to do those eggs properly!!!!!
The all brass mechanism sounds cool.  Only God could magnetise brass

[Chinnomotto]

WHO THE,,,,,,WHAT THE,,,,,HEY , HANG ON A MINUTE,,,,

OK OK who hijack God,,,,,,let me think,,,,,,hmmmmm....looks like theres 2 Gods in this Forum

Brass egg!,,,,well,1  better than that,,,,I will have to show my ACE!,,,,1PLATYPUS EGG!!,,,,,

Haven't made it yet, the proto works,,,,to be continued...

SON OF A GUN!, Is any thing sacred nowadays

No worrys, lightning deflectors activated,,,,thanks for the early warning

And while you are at it, toss the brass egg over

[Roby]

Is it "divine intervention", or perhaps "divine retribution".  Could somebody in Oklahoma be getting even with old platypus after that mysterious puzzlebox gift thing.  Or perhaps it is God, after all, who else could make an egg so small. 

"Oh, Oh Chinney, I swear it was not me who made this egg as the very first project on my new lathe." 

OF course you know, Chinney's new rebuttle egg will have a chicken pop out, do a dance, and sing a song.

[G.O.D]

WHO THE,,,WHAT THE,,,,

OK OK . lets see, 1+1=6,,,,F=ma,,,,

Mini crack brass egg,,,,,,an imposter,,,smells like a RAT!

Get off, only 1 GOD here, lightning bolts redirected to Wales

And just for that , you get the Swine Flu too

Global Economic Recession or not, I only make Golden eggs with my lathe in Heaven

And leave Saint Chinny alone, theres only ONE Eggspert allowed in this lifetime!

[Arc Light]

This forum is great!    I mean where else will you see an egg duel!    I sense a platypus victory here! 

[Chinnomotto]

Wow, GOD Vs GOD, thats incredible

Magnetic Brass vs Gold, does it have diamonds inside??

And the size!, thats the biggest golf ball, pen and battery I have ever seen

Hmmm, single big cracks, what happened to random zig zags

And no captured ring on the stand,,,,,tsk tsk

Nevertheless thats 1 God damn amazing achievement

Opps,better check damn shields again


Be careful God, God,

This egg making thingy  is highly contagous

You can't stop, stop


And Sir Chinny, ah shucks, Does that mean I get an invite to the Last Supper?

I see dead people, I see lightning coming....

[Roby]

And the size!, thats the biggest golf ball, pen and battery I have ever seen

Nevertheless thats 1 God damn amazing achievement

Yes, that is the smallest egg that I have ever seen done on a lathe.  Near impossible to produce I would say.  I would challenge anyone to produce anything smaller.  What do you think Chinney, are you up to such a challenge.

[Chinnomotto]

Need a metal lathe, I am so tempted

Master Splinter wins again

Incorporating that into a pen, thats the next level

[G.O.D]

Ah, my little tooth pulling friend, this is the real G.O.D. here.  That bolt of lightning is heading your way. 

I see you enjoy a challenge so I thought I'd give you something to occupy your time while you wait for the lighting. 

I decided to whip this one up in my Micro workshop on Cloud 18 while you were sleeping.  Yes, it's just down the road a bit from Cloud 19. 

The larger egg in these pics is the original one I have already posted and, again, is 7/16" (11.0mm) high by 5/16" (8.0mm) in diameter and is fully functional.  No magnetic parts involved. 

This new one, the Micro, is less than 1/4" high at only 6.00mm and is a mere 3/16" (4.7mm) in diameter.  There are same number of cracks (12) AND yes my little tooth terrorizing underling it also opens and has all brass internal mechanisms.  Even with the divine intervention this would be an extremely expensive one to reproduce as a little bit of my eyesight went into this one and corrective eye surgery is quite expensive, even up here, and I'm not getting any younger you know. 

I will buff them both smooth and remove all machining marks at the same time.  I prayed to myself for the technique to do it and the answer came to me. 

You want random Zig Zag cracks?  OK, OK! 

Oh no, as I look down into a certain surgery, in a certain town, in a certain country (OK, Australia) I can see a funny little man in a white coat consulting with Medusa now.  Medusa and the Devil shall not conquer!






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[Canuck]

 

[Arc Light]

What the!?!  O.k. G.O.D. I don't believe.... I need to see an interior shot... I am the Devil!...........Oh and I have stolen Peter's profile

[Roby]

There is actually a still smaller version, but you need a microscope to see it.